A poem I wrote about the recent nude photo leaking. This is a commentary on the media’s attention to the subject.
Did you hear the news breaking today?
Another Celeb’s clothes have been stripped away!
The photos are shocking to everyone whose seen.
The hacker who found them has been called quite mean.
I don’t know the full story. I’ve only heard bits.
But according to my sources, Jennifer Lawrence has tits!
Nobody would have guessed it. How could they know.
But I’m now being told he has a vagina below.
This is a huge find! A day to be known!
Jennifer Lawrence gets naked when she is all alone.
I’ve watched all her movies. Where she is all dressed.
I didn’t know she was naked under them! Now I feel stressed.
Children have seen her, and grandmothers too!
If they knew she had tits, maybe they’d boo.
Will she ever get work? Will she continue to act?
Now that her secrets have been publicly cracked.
I just hope she gets through this. And she can stay strong.
I’ve got Niki Minaj in a thong!