What’s Wrong With My Tits?!?

Another one of my older poems I wanted to share.

What is exactly wrong with them anyway? I really want to know because I am so confused! #FreeTheNipple

What’s Wrong?
By The Nude Writer

What’s wrong with my tits?
Can someone explain it to me?
Why must I keep them covered up?
Why can’t they come out to play?
If it weren’t for tits, nobody would be alive
On what would babies feed?
What about the times before bottles?
And what is so evil about tits anyway?
Does anyone think they are dangerous?
How many people have been killed by tits?
Do looking at them make people go blind?
Does anyone think they are gross?
My tits aren’t gross
My tits are awesome!
What would happen if I went shopping topless?
What if I played football for the skins’ team?
Would you really arrest me?
For what crime?
If I can go topless at the beach
Or even completely nude
Then why can’t I strip down anywhere?
What difference would it make?

Give us women our freedom

Wouldn’t that be fair?

Give us this right

Let our tits be bare!

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About The Nude Writer

Im a Nudist/Naturist. I was born naked and I live naked. These are my stories and thoughts about body image, clothes free living, and anything else. Enjoy
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7 Responses to What’s Wrong With My Tits?!?

  1. Reblogged this on Naturist Holidays in Europe and commented:
    Very nice poem.

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  2. skids says:

    Why is American society so damned repressed? I have yet to hear of any scientific evidence that uncovered female nipples cause any kind of harm or trauma to anyone except perhaps the most repressed and prudish members of our society. Nonetheless, I suspect that our self-appointed conservative protectors aren’t telling us the real truth. They’ve been covering up the real reason breasts are so dangerous — Nipple Radiation.

    Nipple radiation is a very curious and, apparently, very dangerous phenomena. It appears to have the following characteristics:

    1. Nipple radiation is considered very harmful to humans, especially children who no longer breast feed, although the alleged traumatic effects have never been documented or observed.
    2. Nipple radiation is considered to be so dangerous that a mere glance of a mother breastfeeding an infant is believed to cause severe trauma. Thus mothers are sometimes encouraged to breastfeed in restrooms or at least cover the infant’s head with a heavy blanket.
    3. The effects of nipple radiation predominantly occur within the borders of the United States. It has been known to occur to a lesser degree in other repressed societies around the world.
    4. Alcohol intensifies the effects of nipple radiation on males, which is why many states do not allow clubs that serve beer and liquor to have nude dancers. Due to the dangers involved, patrons must be at least 21.
    5. Nipple radiation is only transmitted by female homo sapiens who have reached puberty.
    6. Nipple radiation is not transmitted by males with the possible exception of transsexuals.
    7. There is a suspected link between nipple radiation and the female hormone estrogen although post-menopausal women are still known to be transmitters.
    8. Nipple radiation effects humans via direct sight of the nipple.
    9. Nipple radiations can also be transmitted through visual media to include broadcast, cable, and satellite television, and the Internet.
    10. Nipple Radiation can also be transmitted by photographs, paintings, and sculpture.
    11. Nipple radiation can be blocked simply by covering the nipple and areola with semi-transparent material such as a wet T-shirt, sheer nylon, pasties, or lace or any opaque material.
    12. Nipple radiation does not appear to affect Europeans. Apparently, they have developed an immunity to its effects.
    13. Nudists and naturists seem to have a natural immunity to the effects of nipple radiation although many conservative experts refute this claim and believe social nudity to be a natural disintegration of society with nipple radiation as a root cause.

    I’m sure there are other characteristics that have not been discovered yet. Quite obviously, the dangers of nipple radiation are real. Global warming will have to wait until the dangers of nipple radiation are eradicated forever.
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    Just to let you know if you want to approve my comment, the list is from mojoreisen dot com. He said it’s ok to repost (although the global warming part might turn off newcomers).

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  3. Naked Dan says:

    One of my favorite Christian sites, http://mychainsaregone.org, talks about the unbiblical sexualization of the human body. Here is one of the really good articles, and think you would enjoy reading it: http://mychainsaregone.org/articles/pornographic-view/#sthash.cPdX3W0W.dpbs

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